New Year, New Resolutions

1. Lose weight. Wean yourself from real food by switching to imaginary food. Once you have developed a healthy appetite for imaginary food, start weaning yourself from it by playing with it instead of eating it. Toss around that insubstantial salad, sniff the nonexistent dressing with distaste, push away that empty plate. Soon, you’d be [...]

Hello world!

Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging! What a perky shoutout. Even for me. And how nice of the site administrators to provide me with an entry. Right. And so begins my first day at WordPress.com. I haven’t written anything for the longest time and my mind [...]

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