Wow! It’s been more than a year since I last wrote here. Hullo, self. I hope you’re ready for more self-obsessed introspection. Where I Am Now. I have left home for about thirteen months now. I moved to Manila last July 2010 and started working as an alipores for a month. I quit the job and had [...]
Bonds
Some of the people featured in this post have long forgotten that this blog exists. Hurrah for friends with gainful employment and active social lives! ———- This Year’s Break-ups January. The first was Obi Wan Kenobi and Jawless Bastard. Five years down the drain because Jawless Bastard is genetically programmed to stick it in as [...]
Aye Izz Back!
Went to bora to spend teh bee-epps and miz purse anibursary. I did not enjoy it. I do not like the sun. Sunlight burns my face and the sweat that collects in my anatomy’s various cracks and crevices mutates into something evil that causes me to scratch which results to angry blotches of red which [...]
Why hello there!
I am officially fat again. There. I said it. Whenever I wear my shirts I resemble the steamed longganisa that I constantly shove in my mouth-red, lumpy, and slicked with oil. Blech. Also, I’ve fully embraced being a drunk–which means my beer belly has occluded my line of vision to my dick and that the [...]
I, social retard
Why do my social skills fly out the window whenever I’m in the presence of my, ahem, crush. I avert my eyes. I stammer. And I can’t wait to run away screaming. And when he’s not around I keep pining like a pathetic teenager–our great love affair flashing before my eyes in high definition video, [...]
Regression
And so I received a text message from a friend extolling the virtues of love and that it’s all worth it to drop your guard, throw caution to the winds, make froufrou with reckless abandon, or words to that effect. I normally scoff at forwarded text messages and delete them with vehemence just for the [...]
Beneath the Facade
From a long time ago and from another life. Come to think of it, there’s little difference with then and now. Buuuuut, there’s always hope. Yes. I am scared of guys. Straight guys. I do have straight male friends and I’m comfortable with some of them. But I tend to be a bit apprehensive with [...]
Where I am now
On Baking. I’m currently learning how to bake cakes and other bread products as a delayed guilt reaction for being a leech. So far, I had produced butter cookies with mashed eggshells and mocha chiffon cake with butter and fudge icing. Truth be told, they taste better than my bland description. On My Studies. I’m [...]
