I am officially fat again.
There. I said it.
Whenever I wear my shirts I resemble the steamed longganisa that I constantly shove in my mouth-red, lumpy, and slicked with oil. Blech. Also, I’ve fully embraced being a drunk–which means my beer belly has occluded my line of vision to my dick and that the vessels in [...]
Why hello there!
I, social retard
Why do my social skills fly out the window whenever I’m in the presence of my, ahem, crush. I avert my eyes. I stammer. And I can’t wait to run away screaming.
And when he’s not around I keep pining like a pathetic teenager–our great love affair flashing before my eyes in high definition video, surround [...]
Regression
And so I received a text message from a friend extolling the virtues of love and that it’s all worth it to drop your guard, throw caution to the winds, make froufrou with reckless abandon, or words to that effect. I normally scoff at forwarded text messages and delete them with vehemence just for the [...]
Beneath the Facade
From a long time ago and from another life. Come to think of it, there’s little difference with then and now. Buuuuut, there’s always hope. Yes.
I am scared of guys. Straight guys.
I do have straight male friends and I’m comfortable with some of them. But I tend to be a bit apprehensive with dealing with [...]
Where I am now
On Baking. I’m currently learning how to bake cakes and other bread products as a delayed guilt reaction for being a leech. So far, I had produced butter cookies with mashed eggshells and mocha chiffon cake with butter and fudge icing. Truth be told, they taste better than my bland description.
On My Studies. [...]
