Went to bora to spend teh bee-epps and miz purse anibursary. I did not enjoy it. I do not like the sun. Sunlight burns my face and the sweat that collects in my anatomy’s various cracks and crevices mutates into something evil that causes me to scratch which results to angry blotches of red which [...]
Happiness
I think one of the keys to being happy is to believe. Believe that you’re significant in this world. Believe that your job is what you want and your action impacts the universe at large. Believe that there’s one benevolent being whose main function is to make sure that your mom, dad, family is safe [...]
Why hello there!
I am officially fat again. There. I said it. Whenever I wear my shirts I resemble the steamed longganisa that I constantly shove in my mouth-red, lumpy, and slicked with oil. Blech. Also, I’ve fully embraced being a drunk–which means my beer belly has occluded my line of vision to my dick and that the [...]
Shtoopid
I’ll be frank. I hardly was ever fond of religious people. My early pubescent life careened through the crowded hallways of guilt and self-loathing because I believed that I was a sinner and would need to be exorcised to be worthy of God’s love. Phooey. The aforementioned guilt and self-loathing I compensated for by being [...]
