Obi Wan: h0nestly,i love u n i do care for u but im n0t sure if i love u the same way i loved u before. lets talk abt ths next tym kung gatubangay na ta.lets jst rest anay-fr0m jawless bastard. does this mean he’s dumping me? Me: Hmmm. . . Not yet. The dumping [...]
Of Dating and Gays and Quote-unquote Bi’s
Simba Nickleby why, fancy meeting you here… Me **feigns surprise** why, hullo there. you’re here? hahaha how are you? Simba Nickleby yeah. been here since the 24th of december. I got to see <name of le boyfriend> a couple of times, did he mention it? I’m good. Just getting fatter every second. Me yaff. he [...]
New Year, New Resolutions
1. Lose weight. Wean yourself from real food by switching to imaginary food. Once you have developed a healthy appetite for imaginary food, start weaning yourself from it by playing with it instead of eating it. Toss around that insubstantial salad, sniff the nonexistent dressing with distaste, push away that empty plate. Soon, you’d be [...]
