Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging!
What a perky shoutout. Even for me. And how nice of the site administrators to provide me with an entry.
Right. And so begins my first day at WordPress.com. I haven’t written anything for the longest time and my mind feels like it needs to run through a meat grinder to produce words.
I am currently sitting in front of my computer wondering why the hell I even bothered to open an account here. It’s nothing unusual for me, of course. I tend to have a large amount of energy for starting things which swiftly dwindles to bewildered boredom after taking the preliminary steps.
I blame it on my star sign. I’m a Gemini. Which basically translates to having the ability to contrive uber-diva potential without actually showing up for it. I’m too lazy to be good and too fickle to be ambitious. Most of my life is spent splashing around in a puddle of mediocrity. I dream of wings and flight but my clothes and face are coated with mud that the weight of my self-consciousness make it impossible for me to rise above the gravity of the pit that I’ve dug for myself and don’t you just love run-on sentences that go on and on that by the time you reach the period that marks their ends you’d have forgotten what exactly is the point because aside from being extraordinarily lengthy and maudlin you’ve been drowned by the bad metaphors and the half-assed ironies and, well, the bad puns which, by the way, reminds me of buns, more specifically James McAvoy’s in The Chronicles of Narnia where he played Mr. Tumnus that delightful goaty little man who from then on had become majority stockholder of my crotch. Heeee.
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You finally blogged! And look! You already have a comment. I wonder who it’s from? Maybe he’s a secret admirer. **bats eyelashes**
Mr. WordPress has long been forthcoming about his sexual desires on my person. I refused, of course, on the grounds that he’s a non-entity.
i need to get a life.